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Part 2
Around
noon of the appointed day of shopping-----.
The
place where me and Rias visited taking along Ophis was----a department where we
a lot.
The
ceiling was an open atrium. The oblong building’s inside was fused with
department stores and shopping mall, and as a complex business establishment
diverse genres of all types of shops were lined.
Maybe
because of the holiday, the inside of the department was crowded with people.
Yes,
this department was also the basis of the battle field with Sitri.
Maybe
Ophis was curious, while expressionless she kept turning her gaze here and there
in the department store.
We come
to this department store while coming from school, and on holidays also come
with Asia and the others often too. Rias has also come enumerable times for
shopping here.
After
shopping we enjoy waiting at the food court and stuffing our cheeks with
takoyaki etc. I think it’s fine for devils to wait at the food court after
shopping!
The
department store also enriches the lives of devils!
“Now,
first is furniture. Let’s start with choosing a bed.”
Rias who
stood up first srarts walking briskly towards the furniture store.
I pull
Ophis’ hand, and followed her. If I don’t pull her by the hand then within the
blink of an eye she’ll get lost.
We roam
around ordinarily in the furniture room looking for bed and bedding. We have
Ophis lie down, and had her confirm the size of the bed and comfort. Well since
her thoughts are all “It’s not bad”, it became Rias’ judgement on what to get.
Rias
orders a thing with a pretty expensive tag heartily with her card.
……Well,
well, no matter how expensive a Princess’ shopping is, everytime with the
single crimson colored it gets done. It seems like a special card with no
credit limit…..
Just how
much is Rias’ bank balance…..? It’s useless to think about calculating a
princess’ passbook, huh. It’s definitely an amount of money that’s equal to
infinity for me.
I also
have one more new passbook after becoming a part of the gremory family.
As the
rule of the Gremory family, if you become a devil then it automatically gets
made. I don’t about this on what the other high class devil families do but the
gremory family properly makes does banking and contracts.
After
doing the job of the devil, the wage etc. also gets deposited over there.
During
the early days the amount of money that a high schooler gets from part time
jobs got deposited but, after a certain day suddenly a different amount of
digits got deposited that I doubted my eyes. Because, no matter how you look at
it, the amount of zeros was strange!
After
hearing that it wasn’t a mistake or anything from Grayfia-san,
“That is
coming from the publishing rights etc. of ‘Oppai Dragon’ to Issei-san.”
Etc. is
what I got as a reply!
Yes, the
different digit deposit was-----in connection with Oppai Dragon! While the
Oppai Dragon goods are being made, in my passbook an impossible scale of amount
of money is being transferred!
Due to
the amount of digits that make your eyes go dizzy, while confused, my mental
state was one big question mark but, in the end, “As you’re an inexperienced
devil and it’s still early to give a huge amount of money to a highschool
student.”, saying that Grayfia-san is in control of my passbook.
…….Even
to the idiot me understands that that huge amount of money will numb my
sensation. Doing supervision of the gremory household’s schedule as well, I
feel like bowing my head every time to Grayfia-san who’s supervising it.
“……The
amount of money is for today’s shopping is already decided by Onee-sama. If we
use too much then it seems we’ll be scolded later.”
Rias
murmured that.
Ah,
today’s shopping money is already decided in advance as well. Not to mention,
for Grafyia-san to decide the amount of money.
Since
she’s using it so heartily I thought she was buying things without a money
limit however, that part is properly set, huh.
For even
buying Ophis’ everyday goods to be controlled, Grayfia-san is really amazing. It’s
Grayfia-san the super maid who supervises her sister-in-law’s and
sister-in-law’s family’s money!
For us,
it’s a person who doesn’t stop her mind from working….. Even for Sirzechs-sama
it’s the same.
After
finishing the purchase a complete set of furniture safely, the goods would
reach our home later on. After leaving the furniture shop, it was the moment
when were trying to set on towards the next shop.
“A
limited time sale! You can put as much as you want in your bag!No matter how
much you put in, 1 bag is 5000 Yen! 5000 Yen! It’s limited to one bag per
person so please be careful! If your bag gets torn out then it will become
invalid s”
It was
the voice of a shop employee giving a precaution from a loudspeaker. Looking at
it, in the clothes store’s time sale corner there was a crowd of people, and
with a thirst for blood girls with a sharp glint in the eye were stuffing clothes
in their ba.
“Hey! I
grabbed that cloth first!”
“No! It
was me who grabbed it first!”
That
voice filled with fighting spirit came even till here. A terrific tug of war of
clothes is being created at every place of the sale corner.
……Scary!
If it’s this shopping the girls turn into beasts, and demonstrate a blood lust
and a strength that they don’t show usually!
“That’s
what I grabbed first!I won’t had it over! Since I lived for this day, I won’t
definitely lose!
……..A
voice that I recognize reaches my ears.
“Ara,
It’s Rossweisse. She’s holding a huge pile under her arms.”
It’s that after all! It’s indeed as she said, a silver haired bishojo is mixed in with old ladies and gathering the clothes for sale!
That
expression was a serious and sharp one, the likes of which weren’t seen till
now! One that wasn’t even seen in the rating game, her face is tensed but that
person!?
That
Roseweisse-san is picking up a jersey with a speed unperceivable by our eyes!
Fast! Isn’t it even exceeding Kiba’s sword speed!?
Rosweisse-san
agilely stuffs it in her bag, as soon as she secured it, she let out a cute
smile on her entire face.
“…….Today’s
the best day!”
Seriously!?
Just with a single jersey for sale!?
Just how
cheap is this happiness!? No, happiness has only value for a some people so,
it’s best not to be too foolish but…..even then, what’s with this silver haired
bishojo saying “The best day” just by securing a jersey from time sale!?
Rossweisse-san
is really a pitiful bishojo. Even though she has super pretty looks and her body
shape is good too, but she doesn’t spend too much money on cosmetics etc, her
dress at home is also a jersey without flowers. Her everyday goods are mostly
100 yen items, her clothes are also from time sales.
She
seemed to be saving the change she saved at home in a savings box brought from 100
yen store. She said that it was her day’s enjoyment shaking it and checking how
much she had saved up.
Can you
believe it? That person, she’s spending her life like an economizing housewife
but our ages aren’t really different you know…..?
It’s
definitely not a bad thing but even for an instant she’s a bishojo so she
should try to buy things make herself a bit more conspicuous! Put some money
for that!
Wait,
since I am a male highschooler, I am thinking like that!
“Onee-sama
praised Rossweisse as a wonderful woman who can have self control.”
Rias
says that.
Grayfia-san
said that? ……..Now that you mention it, somehow or other, Grayfia-san and
Rossweisse-san’s personality maybe resembling. Being minute in everything and a
cool side, huh.
However,
as a definitive difference, Grayfia-san is perfect, and Rossweisse-san is
pitiful. Only that is something that no matter what she does she can’t
overturn.
Grayfia-san
won’t fight with the old hags during a time sale!
However,
I think it’s good that Rosweisse-san has her own distinctive personality.
“Since
she’s still looking for clothes, and calling out to her isn’t good too, so
let’s go ahead.”
I say
that to Rias, and we resumed going to a different shop while taking along
Ophis.
For the
time being, Rossweisse-san, do your best.
“The
Ma’am over there! We’re going to cut a hard pumpkin easily now these special
make kitchen knives so please have a look!”
The old
ladies were clustered at one corner of the floor. Taking the better of my
curiosity, I take a small peek, it seems like it’s a sales stage show.
Wearing
aprons, a handsome looking man was wavering the kitchen knife in a skillful way
and------!
Looking at that apron wearing man I was so
surprised that my eyeballs flew out of their sockets!
“Here,
those two sisters over there! Woah, it was a mother and daughter huh! Well,
that’s young! I completely thought it was an elder sister and a little sister!”
“No way,
Azazel-san! You’re always saying that to me!”
It was
Azazel-sensei saying sweet word to a middle aged ladyyyyyyyyy!
In the
department store on a holiday, what’s he doing, this person!? In front of me and Rias who were being
surprised again and again, sensei skillfully cut the hard looking melon with
the kitchen knife in the middle.
“How is
it, ladies! This is it, the trump card, treasured sword, Blazer Shining Aura
Darkness Blade------kitchen knife type!”
He’s
given it an outrageous name but it’s got quite a sharpness.
However,
somewhere from the blade I felt a golden aura…..wait, I have heard of that name
somewhere!?
“That
knife, is a scared gear which Azazel made after researching and getting
results, an artificial sacred gear.”
Rias-says
that!
That’s
right! A bit back there was a combined athletic meet of the 3 factions, however
during that time, sensei caused a big riot then, isn’t it his special make
black history weapon!
It looks
like something he wrote down in the data when he was in heaven after having
wild ideas. Accoring to what he said to Michael-san, “it’s the strongest sacred
gear I have thought about!”!
That “It’s
the strongest Sacred Gear I have thought about!” kitchen type is now being used
for a sales show!?
Sensei
who is showing the cut melon to the ladies, chops off a paper or wood made
chopping board and finally even slices off metal easily.
“Please
have a look at this sharpness! It cuts even word or metallic things! Not to
mention, even when being handled so crudely, it doesn’t have a single chip! The
Ma’am over there! This kitchen nice is great! It even easily cuts off the evil
spirit or your unfaithful husband’s partner! From the solution of household
problems to exorcism, you can do everything with this one thing!”
“Ara, no
way! You joke too much!”
“Shall
we buy one!”
Etc. etc,
he’s saying good things to the ladies, however it probably may be true! If it’s
that knife then it maybe able to destroy evil spirits! Because, that floating
aura from the knife is the real deal!
What a
thing he’s selling, this rascal sensei! More like, since you’re the former
Governor General of the fallen angels, try to act more dignified! Wait, I am saying
this late!
While
being bored Rias murmurs while sighing.
"The
funds of Grigori he used without permission, he’s trying to recover them by
doing that…..However to sell artificial sacred gears to normal humans is going
a bit far. Well, since it’s Azazel, he probably made it so that it doesn't effect humans
much……however even then I can’t leave it as it is.”
Rias
takes out her cellphone, and started conversing with someone.
The call
ends, and Rias smiles to me.
"I told
the other side to inform Governor General Shemhaza. As expected of the new
system Grigori, they responded as soon as you told them. They’ll probably seize
urgently.”
What a
thing! She made a report to Grigori! Shemhaza-san became the replacement for
sensei who resigned. …….Immediately
after taking the office, she made this type of report, I conversely feel it’s a
bit bad. I definitely won’t be able to endure the worries……
“Now
then, if you buy these kitchen knives today then as a bonus this comes with it!
What a thing! Disaster of Burning over freeze pot! No matter how much you boil,
it won’t get charred, the best and hardest hot pot-----“ (T/N: He was trying to make a pun, best and hardest have the same pronunciation)
I and
Rias leave that place leaving sensei who was swinging his speech. Well, if he
looks at us who have brought along Ophis for shopping, he may come to us while
saying something. We retreat before
being spotted.
After that,
we haven’t seen sensei inside the department, perhaps he was caught by the
people of Grigori…..
More
like, even saying it is futile however, teachers are forbidden to have side
jobs!
Thank you for the time and effort spent on translating this.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the translation
ReplyDeletethank you akuma for translating this ss, its really a funny story
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely going to be one of the days for Issei. Thank you for your time and effort in translating this.
ReplyDeletethank you!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs there a part for each major character?
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ReplyDeletethank you for your time and effoort in translating this awesome ophis story ss
ReplyDeletethank you akuma !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteThanks for all the hard work.
ReplyDeleteI almost feel bad for Azazel though xD